Looking For Sale

7 Responses

1. fumi frohambrai Says:
   August 11th, 2010 at 5:38 am

   that random man, was me,

2. duffelison markemonsi Says:
   August 14th, 2010 at 6:50 am

   Thats badass XD

3. deh Says:
   August 14th, 2010 at 10:49 pm

   Buses or Car for X-mas Week to get to/from parks? –

4. ing Says:
   August 17th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

   FOOOOOD

5. paul Says:
   August 21st, 2010 at 11:00 am

   I am very much loving this new Futurama series, although I refuse to ackownledge the susan boil gags from early on. Worst joke ever.

6. swicz Says:
   August 29th, 2010 at 5:32 am

   We have a secret location where we keep all the extra stuff people REALLY want hidden. That way when people come in to get stuff we can go “check in the back” and come back saying we don’t have any but we do and we just don’t want to give it away. Also we get dibs on all the good stuff before the customer, and a lot of coworkers come to work on drugs. There’s also a secret where if you do the right thing at the register it can set up the in-store credit card to balance the transactions without having to verify your score. Also customers are really nice people usually, and we’re really angry and like to pull pranks on people. Sometimes the “wet floor” signs are there just to make people trip over them. It’s all caught on camera, too, for the company workers to burn on DVD and sell at the “greatest store bloopers” website (I wish I could tell you about it but it’s not really open to the general public.) We also sell certain items for over 10x the price of our nearest competitor and when asked to price match, we will tell people confusing conflicting stories just to keep them from getting any kind of discount because a disinterested customer is better than losing money on sales in this line of work. Also the card machine gets what we call the “rabbit grease” treatment where we use a certain type of machine oil on the slot, it makes the cards not read half the time so to slow down the customers and we get to sell them more things while they’re waiting for the card to run. That’s just at one job, the other one I work at is a pet store.

7. oland mole Says:
   September 3rd, 2010 at 4:10 pm

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